Frequently Asked Questions

Q.Who are you? What qualifies you to write about these things?
A. I'm a sophist. (Not to be confused with sapphist, though I do share many of their views)

Q. Why does this site exist? Why did you write about (...)?
A. For the hell of it. Often I'll find myself going over issues in my head- things I've read, things I've seen, that I've heard- and the easiest way for me to stop mulling over them in my mind is to write about them. It means thinking harder about the subjects for a brief period, but then it becomes easier to stop thinking about them afterwards. Sort of like how a song can become stuck in your head, and if you can find a way to get it out, all the better. But then what to do with what I've written? I could've just deleted them, or backed them up, put them in a drawer and thrown them out in ten years, but then again I needed something to put here. In other words why not?

Q. I’d like to help you, why don’t you try (…)?
A. By far the most frequently asked question I’ve seen in my emails has been would I like some cheap herbal Viagra. I’d always doubted it, but it’s amazing how much people can read into what someone writes. I thought I’d included very little personal information here, but people seem to know that I’m bald, fat, under-endowed, impotent, and that I need financial advice. I also seem to get lots of offers to visit naughty webcam chicks and view s Ex ua Lly e Xpl icit material. This leaves me confused though- is the explicit material to test whether I need the viagra, or do they think so little of me that after I grow my hair, lose the weight, extend my penis, actually get it up, and become rich that I’ll need to resort to pornography anyway since I still won’t be desirable?

Q. Hey Scotty, where are all the naked chicks?
A. This question has been thrown at me by friends who find the site a little dry. I realise that there is a severe shortage of pornography on the internet, and I wish I could help, but I’m not completely sure about the copyright issues. However, since I own my own image, I can offer the following.

Ass or elbow? Find out now!

Nude webcam shows from $10x10⁵

The following were some high brow jokes to fill this page before I had any questions. But I'll leave them there anyway.

Descartes walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "Hey, would you like a Scotch?" Descartes replies, "No, I think not" and vanishes.

Werner Heisenberg is speeding down the road and a cop pulls him over. The cop says "Sir, do you have any idea how fast your were going?" Heisenberg says "No, but I know exactly where I am."

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? - Two: one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the penis--LADDER! I SAID LADDER!

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